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Volume XXXVI, Issue V
Dear FM, In this week’s cover story, NHS profiles Hopi E. Hoekstra — a talented biologist, a former college volleyball player from California, and FAS dean during Harvard’s most tumultuous period in recent years. As the tumult shows no sign of stopping, Hoekstra toes a difficult line as dean; she has to balance her dedication to representing the faculty with her responsibility to protect the University. CS takes us into the skies (or, more accurately, Boylston) to learn about Harvard’s first Air Transportation Forum. MEL pens a beautiful introspection about taking time to just exist, on a campus that prides itself on productivity and busyness. RLA writes an endpaper about the Eliot tunnels, and our often futile attempts to decorate and claim the places around us. JPL and HGL head to Luxor Cafe for their late night Ramadan hours. And CL, in the second installment of her column, writes about our cultural fascination with digital and disposable cameras. A million and one thank yous: to CEK for proofing, to KHL for humoring my last-minute design asks, to MTW and LLL for mice-photographing excellence, to XSC and KJK for being comp superstars, to all compers for great pitches and great energy, and to NHS for pulling off a last-minute interview this morning. And, as always, thank you to YAK, for steady and constant leadership. FMLove, MTB + YAK
Volume XXXVI, Issue IV
Dear FM, In this week’s scrutiny, AWA and AJBS examine the state of local news in Cambridge. Their story illustrates the patchwork of outlets, published in church basements and Vietnamese coffee shops, that cover a city of over 118,000 people. They find that Cambridge’s media ecosystem is alive — for now — but that it’s stricken by the resource problems plaguing local news outlets across the nation. With incisive, colorful prose, AWA and AJBS explore the creative solutions journalists across the city are taking to ensure Cambridge news survives. Making her return to FM, NYS profiles Professor Michael J. VanRooyen, a physician working to build a better form of humanitarianism. And in a delightful 15Q, XSC chats with Professor Leslie J. Fernandez about techno-orientalism, Blade Runner, and BMO from Adventure Time. In this week’s columns, CS interrogates our instinct to close-read queerness. CJ deconstructs the immigrant-child lunchbox story — weaving olfaction, TikTok, and Disney’s “Ratatouille” together in the process. And last but never least, KT closes us out with a beautiful endpaper on overcoming guilt. Thank you to BHP, JHC, KHL CHF, XCZ, SFL, and OWZ for the gorgeous visuals filling our issue. Thank you to all of our FM execs — but especially KJK and XSC, for welcoming our compers to their first writers’ meeting! And, finally, thank you to MTB — for your intelligent edits, clear-eyed proofing, and endless dedication. There’s no one I’d rather be doing this with. FMLove, MTB+YAK
Volume XXXVI, Issue III
Dear FM, This issue brings us FM’s first-ever double feature: one piece on the vitality of academia, and another on its constraints. In this week’s scrut, TCW and VWR take a look at Harvard’s humanities survey courses, studying how qualitative disciplines market themselves to students amid the never-ending discourse surrounding their decline. ASM and JL talk to the people who teach many of these introductory courses: the non-tenure-track History & Literature lecturers, Social Studies tutorial leaders, and Expos preceptors now fighting for the removal of time caps. Continuing our exploration of capital-G Great Books, HWD attends the English department’s talk with literary critic Merve Emre and wonders why we falter in our defense of the humanities. KJK chats with Martin Puchner, who has a clear vision for the future of the humanities: AI-generated discussions with Socrates and online writing courses. In a colorful profile, CES talks to Aidan M. Fitzsimons about his hitch-hiking, occasionally death-defying quest to write the next great American novel. MEL takes us back to the labor beat, with a retrospection on Women Employed at Harvard — an advocacy group that protested the University’s slow progress producing a non-discriminatory hiring plan in the 1970s. AS moves us over the sea to Puerto Rico with an inquiry about how we listen to Bad Bunny. Finally, we end with double endpapers: KJK’s ode to thunderstorms and NSK’s love letter to comfort food. There are so many people to thank for this issue, but some special shoutouts go to JHC and MTW for their patience and photographs, to ESKS for level-headed and brilliant scrut editing, and to VC, OWZ, XCZ, IJP, and SFL, for wonderful graphics and multi. And, as always, to the brilliant YAK — I owe so much to you. FMLove, MTB + YAK
Volume XXXVI, Issue II
Dear FM, With not one, not two, not three…but FIVE dinosaurs in this closeout, it’s safe to say that FM is in its Mesozoic Era. In this week's cover story, EJS takes us inside Harvard’s Conservative and Republican Student Conference. Drawing upon interviews with conference organizers, Harvard Republican Club presidents past and present, and Steve Bannon, EJS examines the ascendance of Harvard’s conservative movement. EJS, thank you for your comprehensive reporting, your colorful line-work that had MTB and I cackling in the FM office all of Tuesday night, and your dedication to turning around a 4,000+ word story in less than two weeks. We’re glad you came out of retirement to bring us such a banger of a piece. And thank you to fellow dino SSL for coming to us in our hour of need and accidentally editing a scrut. We even had a dinosaur on one of our weeklies! DRZ wrote about Professor Michael M. Desai’s 16,000 generation yeast, which he and his lab group feed weekly in a “choreographed 30-minute routine” (we promise it’s not a cult). Leaving the Mesozoic era, NSK takes us to The Million Year Picnic, an underground comic book haven hidden in Harvard Square. Our lovely introspections editor RCG talks to Professor Christina Maranci about Armenian architecture, coffee, and Kim Kardashian. This week’s issue also marks the official resurrection of COLUMNS! In her first installment of her column on form, CL dissects the art of the pregame. AJBS writes about Target self-checkout as part of her column on technology and isolation. The rest of our columns will make their debut in next week’s issue — stay tuned! Finally, we close out the issue with two beautiful introspections. XSC writes about her experience going through U.S. customs as a Chinese international student. And in this week’s endpaper, MEL writes about the loss of her father, showing us how grief can serve as proof of love. Thank you to BHP, JHC, and KHL for filling our issue with your team’s wonderful photos. Thank you to CHF, XCZ, SFL, KHL (again!), and OWZ for the creative designs. Thank you to all of our FM execs, and particularly to our EALS ESKS and VWR and wonderful AME CEK, for our second successful week of in-person production. And, finally, thank you to MTB for our 12.5 hour Tuesday night hangout (with cameos from NHS and MNA), for adminning this issue even though it’s my week (I owe you), and for holding me back from many a crash-out with your unbreakable calm. I couldn’t ask for a better co-chair. FMLove, MTB+YAK
Volume XXXVI, Issue I
Dear FM, Love is in the air. And we have the stats to prove it. In this week’s scrut, the talented OGP immerses us in the eclectic Community Church of Boston and the archive on its third floor, dedicated to their self-proclaimed “martyr patron saints” — Italian anarchists Sacco and Vanzetti. OGP searches for meaning in this painstaking preservation, exploring the afterlives of the Sacco-Vanzetti case throughout Boston. There are bombmaker manuals and fake funerals, guitar serenades to Harvard Law grads and scrupulous anarchist-archivists. Colombian President Gustavo Petro’s Twitter habits even make an appearance. You don’t want to miss it. Elsewhere, FM debuts its Harvard Love Map — over 50 stories detailing where Harvard students have found, lost, and rediscovered love on campus. Our geographic survey has led us to three conclusions: 1) Contrary to common belief, love is not dead at Harvard 2) If you want to find that love, head to Weeks Bridge 3) At all costs, avoid Currier House In the spirit of love, and lust, and loss, I have mapped out the rest of FM’s charming first edition: Missed connections: KJK unplugs for a moment to visit the tech-free world of Internet and Technology Addicts Anonymous. Her Around Town takes an introspective turn, as she ponders her own techno-sober-curiosity. Breaking up: CL revives the Venn Diagram with a pressing question — what’s worse, running into your ex or running into your PAF? Finding love: DCB pens an ode to senior sales and Spy Kids (2001). Memorable dates: AM — visiting us from Ed — writes a stunning endpaper on contingency and our tenuous environmental futures. And in the all-encompassing Other category: JP, our newfound crossword extraordinaire, brings us a puzzle with a special Valentine’s Day twist. CB chats with geneticist David A. Sinclair about immortal mice and anti-aging. EMK talks coffee shop AUs and medieval fanfiction with Assistant Professor Anna Wilson. ESKS discusses bikes and deep history with Professor Daniel L. Smail. This closeout cannot end without a thank you to FM execs and FM staff, for a wonderful first week. A special shoutout to EMK, RAD, RCG, and XSC for pulling off our return to in-person production night, to VWR for diligent scroofing, and to KJK for donut reinforcements. You all have my heart. And to the brilliant YAK — we did it. FMLove, MTB + YAK
15 Superlative Seniors from the Class of 2025
FM profiled 15 graduating seniors, each assigned to a different superlative categories, just like your old high school yearbook. Read on to see how these seniors both fit and transcend their superlative and to learn about all the cool things they’ve gotten up to — one senior studied abroad in Samoa, another is writing her thesis about sitting vs. squatting toilets, and one is a mathemetician-lyricist-saxophonist-stage-director. Just your average Harvard kids. Sort of.
Volume XXXV, Issue XX
Dear FM, Things are coming to an end — finals season, the semester, 2024, and, as much as I hate to say it, HD’s and my chairdom. We’re finishing this one strong with our beloved 15 Superlative Seniors issue. Read here about our Renaissance Person, profiled by KLM; Most School Spirit, by MTB; Most Chill, by the very chill IYG; Biggest Flirt, by the very flirtatious CES; the person with the Most Interesting Thesis (it’s about poop), by AHL; Most Whimsical, by the very whimsical EMK; Most Likely to Be President, by VRW; Life of the Party by SEW, life of the FM party; Most Mysterious, by the also slightly mysterious and elusive GRW; Best Dressed, by the slayest JKW; Most Iconic Duo, by DRZ; Class Clown, by MG; Best Advice Giver, by the very sage SSL; Most Chronically Online, by JL; and Unsung Hero, by one of FM’s unsung heroes, KJK. These are our standout seniors. Now it’s time to shout out the standout people who have made this year of FM (and even the ones before!) so indescribably special. To our execs: Thank you all for your hard work, for being here throughout the year, for reminding me when the going gets rough of why I do FM and what makes it all worth it. CJK, you have been such an asset to FM — intelligent, honest, no-bullshit, and a compelling writer, with editing skills to match. DRZ, our pre-med queen, you have always had the coolest biology pitches, of course, but you have also been a wonderful social chair, experienced and wise editor, and warm presence on FM. ESKS, I wish I got to work more with you because you are an incredibly sharp writer and so on top of your shit!! Thank you for being a steady presence in FM. I feel so lucky we get to have you as an EAL next year — we know you’ll be spectacular. GRW, my biggest FM hype man, my Harvard-mental-health-beat-sharer, editing with you and becoming friends with you has been such a joy; thank you for always cheering me on! JL, you have been the definition of reliable and grounded. Thank you for literally holding down the fort this past year with YAK; your calming presence will always be unmatched! JKW, JEM SLAY WILLIAMS, you have literally carried this magazine for years now. I cannot thank you enough for all you do, from comp directing, to writing killer scruts almost every semester, to being on top of editing, to being Honorary Funny Person and Town Drunk on FM! It is always a Jemininomenon. Scrut together next sem? Other JL, our pre-med king, thank you for also being so on top of your stuff and such a considerate editor and mentor to those you work with. KLM, we missed you while you were abroad and are so happy we’ve had you back — you brighten up FM with your jokes and laughter and your very blonde hair. MTB, thank you for your dedicated reporting and your willingness to mini-shoot for exec this past summer. We are so excited to see you more on FM next year! MG my FM twin :’) thank you for growing up in FM with me. First Scrut co-writer, then co-EAL, and through it all, one of the sweetest, warmest, most dedicated people I know. I love you so very much. RCG, thank you also for hopping on the exec team this semester and becoming one of our introspection queens, both with your thoughtful editing and your own writing. SSL, social chair extraordinaire!! Thank you for being on the weird beat and for taking such care to look out for compers and new writers. SEW, please keep writing about psychedelics. You are such a sharp, witty, and fun person, a talented writer and editor, and the enthusiasm you bring to FM is infectious. STB, since the day you came in as a comper, you have had some of the most carefully thought-out pitches and pieces. We will miss having you as an exec but will definitely be scouring for your writing elsewhere. Last but not least, special shoutout to AHL and IYG for your guidance and wisdom for HD and me as we stepped into chairing. Thank you also for the year spent being my chairs as I EALed under you. I feel so grateful to have been able to not just work with you guys as the incredibly smart, grounded journalists and editors you are, but also become close friends with you both. I love you both so much! To Design: Thank you, XCZ, OWZ, JND, SET, and LJPE for your dedication and absolutely killer graphics this year. Thank you for productive and fun maestros; I’ll miss talking about silly FM pitches with you guys! Thank you for always handling last-minute requests with so much grace and design talent, and thank you for making our glossies possible. You guys are an incredible team, and I truly feel so so lucky to have been able to work with you guys this year. You’ve really helped change the FM vibe and tone with your visuals this year. Thank you! To Multi: Thank you, LLL, BHP, JJG, and AYL for the slayest photos. Thank you guys also for handling so many last-minute requests and un-picked-up pitches, especially LLL and BHP! It is incredible how hard you guys work and how on top of things you are. You guys have also helped change the FM vibe and tone for the better with your creative portraits and scene-setting shots. Thank you so much for your support and your visual creativity! To the trio: Thank you, MJH, CY, EJS, for riding every high and low with us — and you’ve ridden many a low with us! Thank you for your editorial wisdom and guidance, for your thorough checking of comment requests and potentially libelous statements (sorry!!), and of course, your proofing. I know things have been bumpy here and there, and we have not always agreed on everything, but you have looked out for FM and sought to shape it into a strong publication, and I am grateful for that regardless. To my co-chair: HD, my co-chair better half. Where do I even begin? Thank you for weathering all the storms and celebrating all that we’ve had to celebrate with me. You continually inspire me with your intelligence, wisdom, and creativity and, most of all, your unending kindness and patience. I could not have gotten through this year without you, nor could I have asked for a better co-chair. Thank you, thank you, for everything! To the future of FM: YAK, YAK, YAK. YasQUEEN! You have been such an asset to FM since you were a comper. Thank you so so much for your incredible EALing, your intelligent writing, your compassionate and productive editing, your listening and ranting (very cathartic + wise always), your unhinged jokes, and, of course, your comprehensive and thoughtful visions for FM. You are truly the gift that keeps on giving, and you inspire me always. FM is so lucky to have you as chair next year. Future execs, I know you all will do well to support YAK and make FM an even better-oiled machine and an even warmer space next year. Compers, you have been such a great group! I have been truly so impressed by the writing you have done this year. I hope I have made FM a good experience for you guys, and I hope you guys will continue writing — I sure would love to read more of your writing, hear more of your pitches, and laugh more with all of you during writer’s meetings next semester! With that, I rest. FM has been the most special part of my college experience, and I am so, so beyond grateful for every single one of you for making it so. Dinoing out, with so much FMLove always, HD + KT
Volume XXXV, Issue XIX
Dear FM, Happy (almost) thanksgiving. Just in time for the holiday, we’re back with our penultimate issue. This week’s scrutiny — the last of the year and perhaps my favorite — is a profile of Cambridge’s Mayor. Everyone appears to respect E. Denise Simmons. The same facts permeate every discussion about her: her three-decade tenure as an elected official, her stubbornness, the way she champions affordable housing and advocates for the city’s Black community. Yet seemingly no one can agree on who, exactly, she is — or where she fits into Cambridge’s changing city politics. MHJ spent three months doggedly researching and reporting on Simmons, and you can tell. The resulting story gets to the heart not only of Simmons as a person but of Cambridge politics as a whole: its past, its present, and its future. The rest of the issue is brimming with fresh bylines. SEY and JK talk to Sara Jane Ho, the founder of a finishing school in China that teaches “Western” etiquette to its wealthy, primarily female students. JL (notably not either of the two seniors with those initials!) looks back on the history of Leavitt & Pierce, the tobacco shop that served as a quasi-social club for Harvard students in the late 1800s and early 1900s. In a particularly rhythmic introspection, NSK explains her fraught relationship with multiples of four, which have fascinated and tormented her since childhood. AJBS quits coffee for a week with exceptionally amusing results. Over in Allston, NSK and JK visit Looney Tunes Records, an eclectic store with an even more eclectic owner. If you’re looking to make friends, Cambridge native Alex Chueh has talked with a new stranger every day for over three years, and he tells MH all about it. ASM reflects on how counterfactual thinking shapes her life. CS, one of our steadfast Canaday compers, provides us with a guide to disposing of the pests that lurk in (River and Yard) dorms. CJ and AJBS attend a “Sip’n’Sniff” candle-making experience at Boston’s Sniffs of Adventure. Finally, in this week's endpaper, introspection queen RCG recalls the shock and wonder of experiencing Gabriel Orozco’s untitled piece of pinched and rubbed paper in an exhibit at MoMA. This being my last closeout and almost thanksgiving, I am feeling an exceptional amount of gratitude. Thank you to JND, OWZ, XCZ, LLL, BHP, for making Maestro such a blast and making our magazine so gorgeous. Special shoutout to SET & LJPE for making our dreams (glossies) come true. Thank you to MJH, EJS, and CY, for supreme dedication and helping us through our missteps over and over. FM Execs, thank you for making 14p my favorite community (if not physical space) on campus for the last 3 years. Thanks to everyone in previous guards who brought us up (particularly SSL & MVE). To KT, thank you for sharing this year with me, for dazzling me with your edits and dragging me along when I was falling behind, for being, in short, an incredible co-chair. Get some soup — you deserve it. Finally, I am grateful for the future. To our compers and all our new execs, I am so proud of you already. To YAK, you are our guiding light. I can’t wait to see what you make of this magazine. Read the issue here! FMLove, HD + KT