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Hi Professor, This Desperate Student Needs Your Help

By Sophie Gao

Venn Diagram: Canaday Showers, Chamber of Secrets

Day In The Life of a Harvard Mouse

The Eleventh Habit of Highly Successful Harvard Students

Venn Diagram: Taking the T, Getting a B

Venn Diagram: Justice (The Brand) and Justice (The Class)

Advice to Josh: How to Connect to Crimson Print

Back to school means back to the perennial problem of trying to figure out Crimson Print. Back to frantically swiping your card at a printer minutes before class, to no avail. Back to trying to figure out which mysteriously named printer on the list of many mysteriously named printers you’re supposed to choose. So we’re here to give Josh some advice: How do you connect to Crimson Print?

I Went to a Fish Funeral.

“Fish Funeral Friday,” read the flier, which was black. Finally, I thought. A community event that’s up my dimly-lit alley.

[NOT CLICKBAIT] HOW I GOT $1 MILLION IN GRANT FUNDING!!

Admin hates this one little trick to get Harvard to pay for your summer vacation...

Venn Diagram: My Spring Break Trip to Cordoba, The Four Shops in the Square That Sell Boba

I felt more cultured after going the first time.