Top Ten Things to Door Drop

Courtesy of the Salient’s complaints, we’re all going to get boxes on our doors to make it easier to distribute things to us that we did not request nor want. But, since it’s a requirement of free speech to leave things outside students’ homes, and we at Flyby are champions of intellectual vitality, we obviously need to encourage this behavior as much as possible. No longer will junk mail stay in the real mailboxes none of us check: now, it’s more convenient than ever to saddle other residents with paper they’ll inevitably recycle! So, if you’re at a loss as to how to take advantage of the door mailboxes that we’ll surely see any day now, feel free to take inspiration from this list:

1. A granola bar

I don’t know about you, but I can always use another granola bar.

2. The syllabus for a class you dropped

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Maybe they were looking for a fifth class, and now they know this one has room!

3. Condoms

This is Harvard — so, it’s unlikely they’ll get used. But dare to dream!

4. A no-context QR code

But it’s a Rickroll. Ha ha!!!!!!!

5. The rogue sock that ended up in your dryer load

You have no idea whose it is. But maybe it’s theirs…

6. The copy of the Salient that was left in your door box

Make it your neighbor’s problem!

7. The other half of your Grille quesadilla

Sometimes it’s just too much quesadilla to eat at once. Sharing is caring!

8. A letter written in invisible ink

We all need a little more mystique in our lives. They can use dhall lemon juice to decode it.

9. $5

Or double it and give it to the next person.

10. The Harvard Crimson

Sometimes it’s worth reading, even though your favorite student blog is basically online-only.

Enjoy lightly harassing your housemates!