Flyby Matchmaker 2025!

Has another lonely cuffing season passed you by? Are you worried that you’re doomed to spend eternity alone? Does the sight of a happy couple holding hands in the Yard make you sigh wistfully and cry yourself to sleep?

If so, you might be suffering from depression singledom. But you don’t have to suffer alone. In our infinite wisdom, Flyby has concocted the perfect prescription for you: let us set you up on a blind date.

How can you participate in this once-in-a-lifetime scam opportunity, you ask? It’s simple. First, fill out this easy-breezy questionnaire. We’ll review your answers — we listen and we don’t judge — and if the stars align, we’ll set you up on a blind date.

Perhaps you’ll discover the love of your life, or maybe you’ll end up traumatized; either way, you’ll get to gossip share your story with your favorite blog writers.

Our goal is to help you find love. Ambitious? We know. You might be skeptical of our as-of-yet untested matchmaking capabilities, but if we can find humor on this campus, who’s to say that we can’t find you a significant other? And, besides, what do you have to lose? Whether you meet your soulmate or yet another person to blankly stare at when you pass them on the street, at least you’ll have tried.

We can’t guarantee love, but we feel pretty solid guaranteeing that you’ll have fun.

Not sold yet? We’ll pay for your date. (A reasonably priced date.) Just fill out the form!

XOXO,

Flyby Matchmaker

You must be an undergraduate student at Harvard College and at least 18 years old to participate in Flyby Matchmaker. You must follow all Harvard College codes of conduct, as well as all pertinent laws and regulations, during your participation in Flyby Matchmaker, and you are responsible for any costs associated with your date not previously approved by the organizers.