Another Facebook Spat: Yardfest War 2017
Get Team Jess and Team Logan from Gilmore Girls off your mind, because the real war is right in front of you, and itâsânaturallyâabout Yardfest 2017. The Class of 2019 Facebook group erupted with arguments this weekend while the rest of us were sleeping off our gobble wobble. The two factions are those who support Carly Rae Jepsen for this yearâs Yardfest, and those who support The Chainsmokers, and of course, each side is violently opposed to the other.
Some background: rumor had it that the College Events Board was picking between these two artists, which brought the groups head to head. Weâre not entirely certain how much of the fight is sarcasm, but weâre pretty sure we know comedic gold when we see it.
If youâre trying to fill the gaping void that Harvardâs loss to Yale has left in your heart, itâs time to get involved in something else that only Harvard would take too seriously. Not entirely sold? Weâll help you choose.
To paraphrase the Facebook spat, do you want the upcoming Yardfest to be a non-stop âcertified bangerâ? Do you want music thatâs more nuanced than âcall me maybe?â Are you, like Alex Pall of the DJ duo, a self-proclaimed âfrat-bro dudeâ? Look no further than The Chainsmokers. Yeah, okay, youâve heard âCloserâ around a dozen times every weekend since it came out, but you can still get down to it! Yardfest isnât really about the pinnacle of musical mastery, itâs about ending the year with a bang...er.
If youâre fighting on this side, the first and foremost requirement is that you abhor The Chainsmokersâ dudebro reputation and want an actual artist at Yardfest, thanks. If you think âCall Me Maybeâ is an underrated pop masterpiece, then you already know youâre Team Carly. In fact, youâre not even really reading this article; youâre already digging for more gross things The Chainsmokers have said. Thereâs only one person who can bring the right upbeat feel to Yardfest to you. Is it too soon to bring back #ImWithHer?
Staying neutral?
At this rate, youâre going to either sit Yardfest out, or intentionally pregame too hard. Donât give up hope, though, because the CEB confirmed that they donât havenât whittled their list of potential headliners down to a top two yet. Thereâs still hope that Frank Ocean will get in the mix.