Securitas
HUPD Police Log 9/22 - 10/12: Stolen Elevator Doors and Disappearing Swordsmen
September 22
Officer dispatched to take a report of an individual who had received an annoying text message.
Too many emojis.
3/2 - 3/30: Disturbing, Unsolicited Serenaders
{image id=1234389 size=medium align=right byline=true caption=false} HUPD has had their hands full with us Harvard students over the past few weeks. Between getting locked out of our rooms, our frequent late-night debauchery, and pleas to spare us from the prying eyes of tourists, it seems that a lot's been going on around campus. As part of our Securitas Series, we've combed through recent HUPD logs and published some of the more colorful entries below.
11/8 - 11/29: Batman Is Having Fun
The number of assaults have decreased over the weeks, but suspicious individuals and unwanted guests continue to lurk on Harvard premises. Apple products are more and more vulnerable to theft by the month. However, in the small consolation news of the month, although bicycles are still being stolen, gracious thieves have opted to leave the bicycle locks behind. As part of our Securitas Series, we've combed through recent HUPD logs and published some of the more colorful entries below.
