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Well, October is over, and so are the first two months of the school year. November’s arrival means one thing: time really flies when you’re buried in work and hopped up on caffeine. Here are some things that definitely feel longer than the last two months have:
1. The amount of time Miley Cyrus’s tongue has spent out of her mouth.
2. Explaining the premise of “Breaking Bad” to your grandparents.
3. “Runner Runner,” the film flop starring Ben Affleck and Justin Timberlake.
4. The wait between each new episode of “Parks and Recreation.”
5. Reading the Wikipedia summaries of those books you haven’t gotten around to for your English class.
6. The Kanye/Kimmel feud of 2013.
7. Searching for a “joke” in the Harvard Lampoon, a semi-secret Sorrento Square social organization that used to occasionally publish a so-called humor magazine.
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