Arts Vanity: Smells Like Arts Spirit—A Shoot Paper for Arts Calendar Exec

All the Small Things

As Arts works in ever greater harmony with the rest of The Crimson following its integration into the daily paper, the board and its content approach the asymptotic workplace ideals of professionalism, efficiency, and relevance. Only the arts calendar, a list of upcoming Boston-area arts events printed weekly on page 3, retains those qualities that characterize the true artistic masterpieces of the recorded Crimson Arts canon: last-minute compilation, authorial hot potato, and an utter lack of concern for the opinions of those who would gaze upon it. Rather than strive to erase these last traces of irresponsibility, the Arts board must embrace the arts calendar as the pièce de résistance of its artistic ethos. The haste, the palpable reluctance, the barely-suppressed resentment with which our calendar is written—those things, my friends, are revolution. Those things are art.

Victoria is a Punk Rocker

Since joining The Crimson, I have most notably assumed the administrative role of Problem Child in my long-term partnership with Ha D.H. Le ’17. My two percent contribution to chair emails and zero percent contribution to meeting agendas render me uniquely qualified for the conscious slacktivism required of my vision of the Calendar exec.

Anarchy on the Arts Board

To compensate for the increasingly reader-facing nature of the rest of our content, we need a corresponding decrease in the degree to which our calendar gives a crap about what everyone else thinks. Below, I outline several initiatives that would best preserve the punk-lite rebellious spirit of the Arts board through the calendar:

Respectfully submitted,
Victoria Lin ’17

Dropdown: Charger exec

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—Victoria Lin ’17 is the outgoing Arts Chair and prospective incoming Arts Calendar exec. She is planning to spend her retirement from The Crimson moored off the coast of Los Angeles with her Best Friend Ha D.H. Le ’17, where she will hopefully never have to wear nail polish again.