Venn Diagram: OCI vs. UTI

OCI

Become a consultant

Unchecked blabber

Harass recruiters at least daily

Cranberry juice at the Charles

Check your SAT scores

UTI

Consult a doctor

Unchecked bladder

Hopefully go at least daily

Treated with cranberry juice

Check on STIs

BOTH

Traditionally doesn’t end in sex

Comfortable underwear is advised

Leaves you tired and shaky

You’re on the wrong track