Two Bros
Bro 1: (Bro!)
Bro 2: (Bro!)
Bro 1: (Last night?)
Bro 2: (Last nightttttttt. Last night?)
Bro 1: (Last nightttttttt.)
Bro 2: (Food?)
Bro 1: (Foodddddd.)
Bro 2: (Tommy’s?)
Bro 1: (Tommy’s!)
Bro 2: (Broooo!)
Bro 1: (Broooo!)
At Sunday Brunch
Girl 1: (Greeting!)
Girl 2: (OMG greeting!)
Girl 1: (Last night?)
Girl 2: (Fox. Last night?)
Girl 1: (Owl. End of night?)
Girl 2: (Delphic. End of night?)
Girl 1: (Delphic. Sketchy.)
Girl 2: (Sketchy.)
Girl 1: (Guys?)
Girl 2: (Random hookup. Douche bag. Guys?)
Girl 1: (Got nothing. Douche bags.)
Girl 2: (Douche bags.)
Girl 1: (Split veritaffle?!)
Girl 2: (Split veritaffle!!)
At UHS
Student: (Not feeling well.)
UHS: (Pregnant.)