VODKA: Silver Wolf

Cheap vodka generally smells more like paint stripper than something you would willfully allow into your body. Not the case with The Wolf. The taste is surprisingly smooth, making shots less than dreadful. Freshmen, pour out that Rubinoff (or put it with your other household cleaners), and give your taste buds a treat.

$17.99 at C’est Bon for 1.75 liters.