15 Harvard Olympic Events

In the spirit of the Winter Games, FM presents the events of the Harvard Olympics.
By D. PATRICK Knoth

In the spirit of the Winter Games, FM presents the events of the Harvard Olympics.

1)  Quad-Shuttle Sprints

2) Scorp Bowl Races at the Kong

3) Chickwich Challenge. 12 Houses, 12 chickwiches (13, with ’berg access)

4) John Harvard Statue piss-off

5) Intramural crew

6) Speedwalking through Cambridge Common at 4 a.m. on a Saturday

7) Bobsledding down Widener steps

8) Ice-dancing on the Charles. Watch out for boats and geese

9) Ec 10 problem set relay

10) Acorn toss (at itinerant tourists)

11) BU-girl-watching at the Spee

12) Read through an entire issue of The Advocate

13) Walk-off between Eleganza and Identities models. Hell, Project East can join in too

14) Widener stacks marathon lovemaking

15) Competitive collar-popping

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