scoped!

House: Mather, baby.

Concentration: VES Film Studies.

Hometown: Victorville, CA.

Ideal Date: Anything that ends in a freshman dorm.

Best way for a girl to get your attention: Feed my narcissism.

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Disneyland until the fireworks, then Mather.

First thing you notice about a girl: Confidence and competence.

Your best pick-up line: Hi, I’m Nick Noyer.

Best lie you’ve ever told: This is my first time, too.

Favorite childhood toy: A mirror.

Sexiest physical trait: My metabolism.

Favorite part about Harvard: How truly genuine the students are.

Describe yourself in three words: Boisterous. Blunt. Beautiful.

In 15 minutes you are: Figuring out a way to only have class on Tuesdays .

In 15 years you are: Producing “Pirates of the Caribbean 17: How is Johnny Depp Still Hott?”