House: Kirkland

Concentration: Social Studies

Hometown: The great city of Philadelphia, birthplace of freedom and home of the Eagles

Ideal Date: Sitting together, watching the sun go down on a beautiful beach with seashells all around...drunk.

Best way for a girl to get your attention: Be Eva Longoria.

Where to find you on a Saturday night: Passed out in the Kirkland hammock with a bottle of scotch. Preferably single malt.

First thing you notice about a girl: At Harvard? The skill (or lack thereof) of her plastic surgeon.

Your best pick-up line: "I go to Harvard. Maybe you’ve heard of it."

Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: "It’s not you, it’s me."

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: Women just don’t have the same innate ability in math and science as men.

Favorite childhood toy: The Playboy magazines stashed under my friend’s dad’s bed.

Sexiest physical trait: My red hair, which looks and feels luxuriously full.

Favorite part about Harvard: Everybody here is as smart, good-looking, and fun as I am.

Describe yourself in three words: Man seeking woman.

In 15 minutes you are: Cracking open the bottle of tequila on my desk.

In 15 years you are: Still getting rid of the hangover.

Scoped!