Glazer/Capp Storm Yard, Freak Frosh

Dark scruffy beard? Long shaggy hair? Bright yellow foam clogs? Hold that Mace. It’s just the Undergraduate Council (UC) president and vice president! Matthew J. Glazer ’06 and Clay T. Capp ’06 were trying to extend the class of 2009 a warm welcome when they went door-to-door introducing themselves last week. But some members of the class of 2009, fresh off their “piggy-backing” lecture (when your prefects tell you not to let strangers in behind you), weren’t so sure.

Alison M. Tarwater ’09 and her roommate Erin E. Miles ’09 demanded to see Glazer’s ID before swiping him into Hollis. “He was standing outside the door, just kind of waiting around,” said Tarwater of the sketchy guy who introduced himself as the “student body president.” Eventually the girls relented, and the sociable politician proceeded with his schmoozing.

“We just want to make sure everyone knows the UC is accessible, and that we are accessible,” explained Glazer.

Too bad the freshman dorms aren’t more accessible to friendly upperclassmen.