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Concentration: Hist and Sci

Hometown: Bethesda, MD

Ideal Date: Dinner and then a hockey game.

Best way for a girl to get your attention: To smile and laugh a lot.

Where to find you on a Saturday night: You can’t find me, I’m cellphoneless.

First thing you notice about a girl: Her hair, then her eyes.

Your best pick-up line: “I’m gonna send this your way, and if you don’t like it, just send it right back... I wanna be on you!”

Best or worst lie you’ve ever told: I convinced my freshman roomates that I was a famous male gymnast who had won the world championships.

Something you’ve always wanted to tell someone: I’d tell Chris Farley not to O. D. on drugs, cuz man that fat man is funny!

Favorite childhood toy: Legos, and blowing up my sisters’ barbies.

Fave part about Harvard: Cabot E500, nice big rooms in the Quad.

Describe yourself in three words: Original, simple, fun-loving.

In 15 minutes you are: Late for class.

In 15 years you are: Married with three kids and an awesome wife.