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What's one thing you should never say at the first meeting of section?
"You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you."
--Kyle D. Hawkins '02
"Who is Mark Kishlansky? He's my TF."
--Catherine E. McCaw '03
"How many sections do you have to be at to pass?"
--Justin W. Udelhofen '02
"My name is David Grohl. I said that once and it didn't go over well."
--Roger W. Buttles '01
"I see dead people."
--James H. Bergman '00-'01
"I get an A if I sleep with you, right?"
--Wasim W. Quadir '03
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