DEPART TO SERVE BETTER THY COUNTRY AND THY KIND

HONEY EAST

Beautiful and talented southern belle. Rebuffed at the Miss Mississippi beauty pageant this summer, East returns to the hive as Queen of the Bee Club.

DAVID KENNEDY

Affected orator around town. The Liberal Voice. Former Perspective editor. Lampoon mafioso.

JULIAN BARNES

Shiny, happy leader of The Crimson. Mucky muck medicine man. Crunch cruncy. Head of Haitian secret police. Wears love beads.

MIKE BEYS

UC elite slime. Under fire for last spring's De La Soul debacle. Throws great for-profit concert parties for his buddies. Oh, if only I could be like Mike.

MAYA PRABHU

Manitoba Manatee. Political junkie.

SHAI HELD

Nice guy on the move. Ultimate coalition builder and social magnet. Great thick brillo-hair.

JOSHUA KREITZER

Vertically challenged Salient glamour boy hasn't made it past circulation manager. Keeps us honest with incessant campus media watching.

TALAL DEBS

Porc President

Period

GORDON FAUTH

One of America's oldest living undergraduates. Son of Christian missionaries and guru of 29 Garden Street. Coop and UC fanatic.

SANJIV SINGH

President of PBH. We're not allowed to print gossip.

HOON LEE

All around lovable President of the Dins and rock bass player.

JORDAN ELLENBERG

Tall bright guy; likes math. Author of Mr. Minnesota Head. Advocate Fiction Editor. Founder of the now-defunct Tabula Rasa magazine. Slightly goofy.

FILBERT HONG

While in high school developed the Hong Particle, which looks a bit like this:

SCOTT YOO

Campus all-star violinist. Signed record contract and plays concerts in Harvard's Sanders Theater and Washington's Kennedy Center. We have yet to see one of his shows but hear they're very nice.

SHEILA ALLEN

Adams House activist and former president of BGLSA. Dog-sits for Marjorie Garber.

PRINCE FREDERIK

Royal addition to Harvard. Bodyguards follow him to class to protect him President Rudenstine's incessant pleas for financial aid.

MASUD FARIVAR

From the trenches of the Afghan war with the Soviet Union to the chandeliered vestibules of the Spee and Signet.

ZAHRA AGA KHAN

Descended from a god. The Vice President of the Pudding.

ANN MCCABE

Lives in Adams and serves high tea in keeping with her great British (or Upper East Side) tradition. Pudding and Harvard Polo Team.

ZAHEER ALI

President of the BSA. Great voice.