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Are These Men Having an Affair?

Only Their Crimson Cubie Knows

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All marriages are not born in heaven. In fact, not all relationships are consummated in a bed of roses. The three Harvard athletic figures know this and sadly enough so do the inhabitants of the Crimson sports cube.

Everyone wanted it to work out but it just didn't. Sometimes these things just happen and it's really no one's fault. What can you do? We really don't know, but we'd like to find out.

Tonight, "The Cube" will hold its final introductory meeting for the Crimson's 100th annual spring competition and we'd like to have you drop in and talk to us, if you're interested.

You have something to offer us and we feel confident we have something to offer you. Talk to some of our baby editors and to some of the old salts. Get an idea and a feel for our newspaper. We'd like to get better, to improve ourselves and you can help.

We hang out at 14 Plympton St. in a glassed-in cubicle. There'll be hooch and pretzels to loosen your tongue and lots of open ears to hear what you have to say. Drop on by around 7:30 p.m. tonight. We'll be waitin' and don't be late.

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