Past Supercoach Portfolio Returns to Harvard Post

Rhesus J. Portfolio III '28, who is generally given credit for Harvard's return to prominence two decades ago, has quit his post at Southwest Texas State College and is reportedly returning to Cambridge.

King Jock

While it is fairly certain that Portfolio will join the Harvard staff for the spring semester, no one seems to have any idea exactly where the vaunted mentor's multitude talents will be allocated.

The last 13-letterman to wear the Crimson. Portfolio has made a mark in many and varied fields. He has provided leadership for hockey teams: organization for swimming practices: and skilled instruction for weight men in track. He knows how to handle the temperamental personalities of tennis players, has established intimate rapport with football players, and even knows how many people make up a basketball team.

Kicked

Sports Information Director Baaron Pittenger should have no trouble finding a place where at least one of Portfolio's talents is needed. Otherwise, the imaginative Portfolio could always be kicked upstairs.