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A PRIORI'S WHEEZE

The Mail

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

To the Editors of the CRIMSON:

I am sending a small poem which attempts to bring Mr. Emerson up to date.

THE MINUTEMEN

By the rude Welch that Birched the flood,

Their fasces to a priori's wheeze recurled,

Here the bamboozled fearers stood,

Inspired to plot a righteous world. Charles Hosmer '59, 3L.

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