NO CRIME

When J. Edgar Hoover, former director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, died in 1972, crime declined in the nation's capital for the first time in years. Now Cambridge's only breakfast table daily gets its chance to perform a public service; we expect that muggings and bank robberies and even double parking will continue as rampant as ever in the Square, but there will be none of the daily variety of Crime, not until January 5, that is.