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To the Editors of the CRIMSON:
I wish that you would think twice before printing an editorial which advocates a third term for "furthering more concentrated study." That I have enough troubles without the CRIMSON'S bright ideas is evident in my
LAMENT FOR A HARVARD MAN I HAVE LOVED
My rival isn't round and bouncy,
Soft and sexy, fast and flouncy;
She's rather on the flat and square side,
Hard and cold side, dull and slow side:
In short, she is his books.
I'd rather fight another dame,
Bat my lashes and play her game;
But how d'you fight a stack of pages
Writ by stodgy, sexless sages
Who catch his loving looks?
Study is good to a certain extent but--in the future I wish you would burn all ideas for "more concentrated study." A Radcliffe GIRL
P.S. If you should print this, please withhold my name. I don't want to give the other boys I date any ideas.
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