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DOG DROPS IN

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A dog dropped into Santiago, Chile last Sunday. It dropped rather far, and was wearing a parachute.

Citizens immediately contacted police in the belief that it was Laika, from outer space. The police refuse to believe that Sputnik II has jettisoned its canine cargo, and attribute it to some airborne joker.

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