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Crimson Phone Book Hawked In Every Dining Hall Today

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After months of rolling little white dice on a local manhole cover, the CRIMSON'S business people happily announce the completion of their annual University telephone book. The business board will furthermore enrich itself by selling the book for 50 cents today at dining hall entrances.

Gross errors of fact can be put straight by calling the CRIMSON before 5 p.m. at KI 7-2811 or dropping by at the 14 Plympton St. office. If any student wishes to offer dice more infallible than ours, he will also be welcomed.

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