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Finish line photographs developed yesterday revealed that the winner of the Friday literary regatta was the Lampoon, not the CRIMSON. The pictures showed that the 'Poon actually won by four lengths instead of losing by an alleged 23, and that the Crime's 64-stroke closing sprint was unavoidably delayed until the 'Poon had crossed the finish line.

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