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No Crime, Forsooth

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"George Washington chopped down that tree so he could get a cherry for his Old Fashioned," revealed pert Delphina Brownlee, noted 18th century poetess, last night. In honor of Miss Brownlee, there will be no Crime tomorrow.

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