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'Who for Hu?' Ask Crimeds In Quest for Occult Seer

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CRIMSON editors scattered to the four winds last night, hoping against hope to discover a new football prognosticator before Saturday's game.

Bearing gifts of incense for the occult natives, pairs of newsmen headed for Haiti's voodoo country, forbidden Tibet, the Congo, and mystic Baffin Island to replace wizened H Flung Huey ocC, whose untimely resignation came Sunday night.

A skeleton staff of Crimeds saw their dauntless friends depart, and hastily prepared the biography of Dr. Hu appearing on page four.

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