Chief 'Poonster Praises False Alarm; Crimson Fails to Burn

A false alarm from the fire-box next to the Lampoon building brought an eight-piece armada of the Cambridge Fire Department to the CRIMSON building at 14 Plympton Street at 8:40 p.m. last night in search of a major conflagration.

To rumors that Lampoon members had turned in the false alarm, Lionel ("The Toy") Train '50, Lampoon president would only say, "Well, if it had to be any building, I'm glad it was the CRIMSON."