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". . . and some Princeton Freshmen like these pajamas emblazoned with Donald Ducks."--from an ad in the New Yorker.
K. Ccedrice Robinson '50 allowed himself to be quoted yesterday as saying, "When it comes to style, Princeton boys have webbed feet, But, Nass."
Suiting his gait to his brightly-emblazoned jumper motif, Ccedrice waddled from a strategic puddle in the Square. "Of course I always rely on the impeccable taste of Lockit Company. Look here," he exclaimed, producing a clipping from a convenient quack in his ducky attire. "Harvard will be wearing purple guppies on pink underdrawers for the summer season. You bet I'll own them," he gurgled. "They give me such a feeling."
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