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Advocate editors quickly emptied their beer mugs this weekend, searched hurriedly for the nearest water outlet, and proceeded to beat the Cambridge Fire Department to the punch as they doused an incipient blaze glowering below on a Gold Coast Valeteria awning. Fifty onlookers applauded as the professional firecaters shifted into reverse and drove quietly away.

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