First Memorial Hall Hero Wins Crimson Subscription

Perseverance and the ability to work quickly under pressure will be amply rewarded this afternoon, when the editors of the Crimson present to the first registrant successfully emerging from the Memorial Hall clerical rat-race a free, full-year subscription to Cambridge's only breakfast table newspaper.

Members of the staff will be on hand at the exit door to corrall, congratulate, and interview this intrepid hero, and to clock his time against that of previous winners. Post-time is 12 o'clock.