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Smith Girls Scatter Imagery In Orgy of Postwar Planning

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Pouring forth their feminine imaginations with wild abandon, students at Smith College are currently engaged in free-for-all discussion on the subject of the dormitory of tomorrow.

According to a recent poll on "Post-War Planning for Smith" appearing in "SCAN", the school's paper, telephones and fireplaces in every room, comfortable beds, floors that do not heave in unexpected places, concealed radiators, automatic dishwashers, and private baths were all mentioned as prominent features of the future college house.

This futile attempt to call attention to their prominent features is clearly an example of jealousy at Smith. Wellesley girls have had their fling.

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