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Hu Flung Huey Flings 'Em

By Hu FLUNG Huey (sp-a)

"The proof of the pudding is in the Sheffe" spluttered Hu Flung, Corzine a minor upset as he took a High dive Stark naked onto a Davenport.

"The Bruin is no Smaltz Flower but Israel animal. His Savage paw is Pfister than the eye, so Dowen-t Pattee him. Just let him Fidler round."

"But," interjected his friend One Lung, "there are several players his Pilote has been Savign-ano what a ball game it will be "

"It doesn't MacKinney difference," replied Hu Flung. "Whether the score is Harlow, I predict that Jawn opens the Gates and runs Soloway down the field twice, come Heller High water, 14 to 0."

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