Walking the Plank

You will be interested to know about an old nautical version of the 4th Commandment. It floes something like this:

"Six days shalt thou labor and do all thou art able,

And on the seventh, holystone the deck and scrape the cable."

Although little of this idea remains applicable to local scafaring men, authentic sources indicate that the typical NSCS weekend probably includes at least scraping the deck at the Statler, conducting "sociological" tours to New York, or remaining at home delving into the Manual. 'Tis significant, though, that a considerable number of men lenderedence to the idea that a minor emphasis is placed on "AM,"

Gents, next time you go to Ship's Store inspect the small booklet written by Captain Mclntosh. It contains an interesting narrative of NSCS and some typical scenes of the campus. Designed for mailing, this book would interest the home folk. Reasonable in price, too.

The weekly laurel Wreath goes to the little salad dispenser at Cowie, so vote Morgan and Nec. The citation comes as a result of here consistent, methodical, and relentless application of Chef's Salad Bowl.

Well sir, the pun to end all puns has happened! The event took place at Cowie when a person whose uses, for reasons of security, cannot be disclosed said, "My brother's a mechanic because be helps his feed'.

Batten down the hatch