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With Moe Raft, Mike Sachs, and Stinky & Shorty probably peeling potatoes in North Africa, the OH has had to resort to some of the lesser lights of the boards, namely Gawgle Lewis and Max Fuhrman. Those prosaic buffoons assist the 30 glorious girls and 60 people the Old Howard claims it provides subsistence for, in making all kinds physio-dirty.

Of course, there are some streamlined women cavorting around the stage, too. Rose La Rose and Darlene are their names, if that means anything to you.