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Eddie Gardner: I gotta be educated. Let's pretend you're my old teacher from Harvard.

Bert Lahr: What's a Harvard?

Eddie Gardner: Something like a Yale.

Bert Lahr: Yes, sir, Arch was one of my finest boys at Harvard. Worked like a beaver: chewed up all the desks. --From "Duffy's Tavern," Nov. 20.

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