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SENSE OF HUMOR IS CRITERION OF MALE BEAUTY SAYS CONSTANCE MOORE

Starlet to Choose Ugliest Face in College Tonight

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Branding a sense of humor as the main criterion of masculine beauty, Constance Moore, star of the current musical "All's Fair," gave advance notice of just what Harvard's ugliest man, to be chosen at tonight's Adams House dance, will look like.

The final verdict will not be reached, however, until 12:30 o'clock this evening, when Miss Moore will personally make her selection assisted by the troupe of Powers models now appearing at the Ritz. "You see," she explained in an interview last night, "there really are no ugly men. A man with a sense of humor that shines through his personality is really not ugly. But there is nothing worse than a sour face."

When asked whether that meant that Lampoon men would be more attractive than CRIMSON reporters, she admitted slyly, "Could be. Although I've known several Harvard men," she continued, "I've never had a date with one. You see, I was born in Texas, so went out with boys from Texas A. and M. and Southern Methodist. John Green, the conductor of the orchestra for the show, and the doctor I went to see last week were both Harvard men, though, and both are very attractive."

Admitting that football men "have what it takes," Miss Moore suddenly thought of the crew race last Saturday and went on to say that she guessed a crew man would do all right. "It really doesn't make any difference," she concluded. "Tall or short, glasses or not, or even all stooped over, a man can be good looking if he has a sense of humor."

Although Miss Moore will only appear at the dance in time for the beauty contest and award of the "Booby prize," the Powers Models are regular guests of the dance, and will attend the "F-11 Club" party and House dinner before it.

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