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NO BATHS FOR DIRTY AS SENIOK SCORNS PLEA

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As a second week of Prohibition (aqua variety) began in South Hadley yesterday, rumors of revolt against the totalitarians anti-bathing edict of President Roswell G. Ham seeped into the outside world.

One representative of the girls college which was caught in the draught last week escaped to Cambridge over the weekend but was returned to her liquidless haunts last night without accomplishing her mission.

"I haven't had a shower since last Saturday or a sponge bath since last Monday," she sobbed on the shoulder of a hay-fever blessed CRIMSON reporter, "but the Adams House Senior I came down to see won't let me use his bathtub or his shower."

"He says he likes me just as I am," she wailed.

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