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No longer can any son of Eli or Nassau deny that Harvard men are the ultimate connoisseurs of what's what in feminine pulchritude. The "savior faire" of the son's of "Veritas" was officially recognized when nine men were asked by the American Society of Beauty Culturists to cast their unbiased glances over numerous contributions to what makes a strong man meek submitted by Wilfred Academy.

Judging duties were cheerfully performed by Howard Tierney, James Whitehead, Coles Phinizy, Francis Powers, John Flint, Jr., George Hurd, George Clay, and Carl Johnson.

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