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Crimson After 23rd Win
In a hitherto unannounced game, the forces of the Crimson and the Blue will meet to determine the Ivy- League Newspaper Football championship at 11 o'clock this morning. Led by Rapid Robbie Robbins, the CRIMSON will put its undefeated eleven on Soldiers Field to oppose Flashy Ford's forces from New Haven. The NEW's record to date in 2 wins and 23 defeats. Before the game, the Yale men will attend a tea in their honor at the CRIMSON building. Hu Flung Huey predicted a 23 to 2 victory for Harvard.
His girl friend Wun Hug was also confident in predicting a Cambridge victory.
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