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Stillman Crammed By Grippe, Cold Epidemic

Head Nurse Drastically Censors News of Infirmary Conditions

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Although official sources are extremely reluctant to reveal information of any nature about the condition, capacity, or appearance of Stillman Infirmary, the CRIMSON has learned from sources which cannot at present be revealed, that the Infirmary is "full up" and that additional patients can only be accommodated on the floors or in the halls.

The present state of affairs results from an epidemic of colds and grip that has confined an alarming proportion of the student body to the sickbed.

No signs of a feverish preparation, involving emergency construction of wards in the halls and rapid expansion of the sent to inquire of conditions from the staff could be confirmed by a reporter Head Nurse, Miss "Killer" Kane, "Get out," she stated.

It is known, however, that one student, Jackson Lee Thatcher '44, was refused entry several days ago until he had returned with a sufficient high temperature.

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