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WEATON-BEATON HOCKEYITES HOPE TO ROPE WINSORITES

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Led by Robert A. "Battlin' Bob" Townsend '43 and J. Eldon "Hack" Sawhill '43, Harvard's revamped varsity field hockey team will seek to avenge its recent 1 to 0 defeat by Wheaton as it clashes with the Winsor School tomorrow in Belmont.

Emerging from their Lowell Houseden after directing a strenuous week of practice sessions in preparation for the encounter, the new Crimson athletic mentors predicted that their cohorts, despite a certain lack of playing technique, would win "hands down" from the more experienced Winsorites.

Reflecting the attitude of his victory-starved forces, Townsend last night gurgled:

We'll moider da bums."

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