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Crimson-spirited Yardlings have been invited to unite in the "Freshman Brotherhood for More Ladies in Red," an embryonic society organized by Jack L. Torgan '44 and Robert M. Lutz '44.
The high purpose of this radical group as stated by the co-presidents Lutz and Torgan is to take the waitresses in the Union out of their Dartmouth green costumes nad clothe them in raiment more fitting for employees of Harvard.
As yet the only off-the-record objection to the organization from the Union has been that the crimson might be too hard on the eyes of the gourmets.
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