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Sorokin Shells Out

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Sociological theory will not prevent Professor Pitirim Alexandrovitch Sorokin's appearance in a local traffic court tomorrow morning bright and early to pay a $5.00 fine for not having his automobile brakes checked.

The irony of the situation, Professor Sorokin told his Sec 1 class yesterday morning, was that he had just spent a goodly sum having the whole car checked and a new transmission out in.

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