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GROTTLESEXER IS TUTORED IN NINE COURSES, PAYS $400

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A Yardling, who lists Saint Grottlesex as his prep school, has tutored in nine courses to the tune of $400 per annum, if a certain one of the 700 Freshman replies on the tutoring school questionnaire can be believed.

This and other humorous answers have been discarded, and their authors will be recontacted in subsequent days. With few exceptions, the 1700 ballots collected to date have been serious.

Editors and candidates of the CRIMSON, who have been circulating the poll, check each undergraduate off a college list as their questionnaire is collected. The final tabulation should be completed by the early part of next week.

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