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DIES INVESTIGATION THREAT IN DARTMOUTH PERMIT LOSS

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In a telegram to the CRIMSON yesterday, J. Wilcox Brown, General Manager of the Dartmouth Outing Club, demanded return of its missing liquor permit, which he described as a "Club House beer license, hardly elastic enough to be considered a Carnival liquor permit."

Brown said a "duplicate has been pinch-hitting satisfactorily," and continued, "but please convey to the Harvard CRIMSON O.G.P.U., alias Cambridge W.C.T.U., our desire to have original returned for framing. Undecided whether to report case to La Follette Civil Liberties Committee or Dies Committee for Un-American Activities, but suspect that suspicious color of your sheet will imperil you most with latter group."

The permit, which accidentally found its way to the CRIMSON, is being returned to Dartmouth today with apologies for any inconvenience which its absence may have caused.

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