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DIXON SISTERS GLAD THEY DIDN'T SEE CRIMSON LOSE

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"We're glad we didn't see the game," chirped the Dixon sisters during an intermission in the Lowell House Dance after the Penn steamroller had trampled Harvard.

"We are fervent Crimson rooters," they admitted unanimously; "we hate to see Harlow's boys lose."

Mary, Rita, and Rosemary, who really are sisters, had just been entertaining dancing Bellboys with their tuneful songs. According to Rosemary, Harvard is almost like home to them because they have sung here so much.

The Dixon sisters get their inspiration from the "Merrimacs"; Spencer Tracy is their favorite actor.

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