News

Harvard Lampoon Claims The Crimson Endorsed Trump at Pennsylvania Rally

News

Mass. DCR to Begin $1.5 Million Safety Upgrades to Memorial Drive Monday

Sports

Harvard Football Topples No. 16/21 UNH in Bounce-Back Win

Sports

After Tough Loss at Brown, Harvard Football Looks to Keep Ivy Title Hopes Alive

News

Harvard’s Greenhouse Gas Emissions Increased by 2.3 Percentage Points in 2023

HUEY PICKS CRIMSON OVER LAMPY IN 43RD BATTLE, 23-2

NO WRITER ATTRIBUTED

Welles, Welles how are Ewell today? Shirley this will be a big day with the 43rd annual Crimson-Lampy rout scheduled for the Easton end of Soldiers Field today. With both sides Hickoxing and with an Aiken their Foote, you can put your Falthorn the Weinberger nine who get up Earle to practice.

With Agoos flying Loewl it's best to Benner you knee and get under a nearby Plam or in a Bunker just in Casey Wood Schweppe you with a Kean Scott.

Allen all, if Lampy is Reidy to play, isn't lit and can keep his Armstrong and off the Benchley might Binger run or two in but Jester between you 'n me, I, Hu Flung Huey OcC and Sage of the Age says Crimson 23-Lampy 2.

Want to keep up with breaking news? Subscribe to our email newsletter.

Tags