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"All orchids too badly faded for presentation to the Governor" was the sole comment of the post commander of the Young Voters Boondoggling and Temperance League interviewed last night.
"We planned at first," he said, "to present one orchid to Mr. Curley as he descended from political lime- light into obscurity, and another one if he would promise to remain in obscurity. But the pseudo-florists of Jackson Hole, N.H., ruined everything."
The commander asserted that no other gift could express Harvard affection for the Governor as well as a Jackson hole orchid. He added that everything from a "gardenia to a hamburger" had been considered.
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